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A sweary twist on your traditional birth affirmations, these are made with my fellow foul mouthed people in mind! Nothing airy fairy or fake here, just pure truthful mantras you can use to get you through birth like the badass you are.

You get a set of 10 affirmations printed on recycled card.

Be warned, these are *very* sweary, no word is off limits!

Sweary Birth Affirmation cards

  • The pre order will run until the 25th September, your order will be posted on the 30th September.